Welcome to my life. Toddlers are a special and relentless sort of wacked.
Your two-calendar year-outdated asked for the blue cup… and you gave them the blue cup? You silly, naive idiot. They did not actually want the blue cup. They wished the environmentally friendly cup. No wait, the pink cup. Or no cup. Truly, their drinking water bottle. Not the orange just one, the pink one particular. Oh wait around, they’ll drink the relaxation of your can of Perrier, thank you very substantially. Yah, that’s it. *mind explodes*
Toddlers are a wacky bunch, unburdened by frequent courtesy, psychological restraint, rational considering and the like. They want what they want when they want it, regardless of whether it is a mouth whole of bathwater or a security toilet plunger. But they’re also the most hilarious tiny creatures in the globe. Cue the memes! We’ve rounded up the most LOL and eerily accurate depictions of toddlerdom. Appreciate.
Also so. a lot. urine.
She experienced a berry great night.
Not gonna lie, was not the most effective weekend.
Shit, which is a new a single.
No disgrace + stolen telephone = potty schooling digital camera roll bash
Send espresso and prayers. (Credit: @thequestionablemom)
This is why we anxiety-take in ’til 2 a.m. (By @thedad.father)
Why are they like this?!
Toddlers usually deliver the drama.
Wait till you listen to mommy’s Sunday night time grunts. (By @spritch29)
Never forget about the stickers. So a lot of stickers. In all places.
Is there a PhD for mess-earning?
That final little bit of havoc I wreaked was specially exhausting.
Who realized so a lot of fights would be about sticks?!
And from that day forth, they realized every little thing about everything.
Small but terrifying.
Tonight’s the evening!
Shout out to all the parents organizing to get their toddler to a cafe tonight hoping this time will be distinct.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 25, 2022
I’m a monster.
Oh, and a little wine if you’re so inclined.
Below arrives the flood.
If I just cannot see you there is no way you can see me.
Not so quick.
As often, your trash is your toddler’s treasure. (Credit score: @winecheezits)
They definitely do get in the way of your ideas, don’t they.
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